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The (occasionally tangental) musings of a somewhat absentmided Malvolio.
Or: What I do when I could be doing something productive.
Created on 2004-03-30 18:26:18 (#2678113), last updated 2008-05-22
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Basic Info| Name: | Slacks |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1988 |
| Location: | Mesa, Arizona, United States |
BioI will be a Novice forever. TAKE THAT!
I'm a geek. I like going to school, I hang out in the AcaDeca room, I read 700 page novels for fun, and I ride my bike.
Lets see...more about me.
I am misunderstood. Frequently. However(comma)I have been misunderstood for a long time. I have a tendency to be cynical and sarcastic, but not nearly as much as you'd think.
I once hit the ground at 35 miles per hour.
My first question upon regaining consciousness was:
"Is my bike OK?"
More random quotes:
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs:
Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers. I applaud you.
"If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, then Ray Charles is God"
Kill a tree. Save the Neg.
"Did you just say 'Dooshbag'?"
"If I were human, I believe my response would be...'Go to hell'"-Spock
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us"-Dr. McCoy
"Hamlet, act III scene 4"-Spock
"No doubts about your memory..."-Capt. Kirk
"May fortune favor the foolish"-William Shakespeare
"That is not my dog"
"Zat iss nut mye dogh"
"like antiques?"
"I'm a thief, so sue me"
"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing Ferret"
"As your priest, I caution against profanity. As your commanding officer, I order you to find as many ways to kill that spiked son of a b**** as you f****** can."
"Bificuls"
"Mr. Wepfer, why do bees make honey?"
"man with color stick"
"Every time you do that, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!"
"It's not bad it's...no, I lied, it's bad."
"Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours"
"When in doubt, bullshit"
"On a 'keep it real' level, you have no chance in hell of qualling"
"we apologize for the inconvenience"
"One of these days I'm going to say "why me" and the heavens are going to open up and this great voice will say:"because there's something about you that really pisses me off"
"I'm not lost, I just have no idea where I currently am at the moment. Figuratively speaking"
"Who are you and what are you doing here. Where is here, anyway?"
"I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?"
"Excuse me, but who the ruddy hell are you?"
"Mom! How absolutely corking to see you!"
"Where are you going?"
"To see if there's a pub!"
"I...WITCH! MOVE! WITCH!"
"I'm blind! And I can't see either!"
"Take some prozac while you're at it."
"This guy's a couple of cards short of a full deck"
"The're Birkenstocks! They're made of Cork! I should be able to walk on water!"
"*SCREEEEEEEEEECH!*"
"Drink up, me hearties, YO HO!"
"...more like guidelines, than actual rules..."
"excuse me, I need to puke..."
"Smotage, smitage, and stabbage. All at the same time."
"YOINK!"
"Do I look like I care?"
"Illigitimata noncarborundum!"
"You know you're in the Renaissance when 'Party at the Vatican' sounds like a good idea."
"Innocent VIII...it's Ironic"
"What kind of a last name is 'Fugger'?"
I seem to have run out of that elusive quality of "interesting". I need to get some more. Well, that's hopeless...
I'm a geek. I like going to school, I hang out in the AcaDeca room, I read 700 page novels for fun, and I ride my bike.
Lets see...more about me.
I am misunderstood. Frequently. However(comma)I have been misunderstood for a long time. I have a tendency to be cynical and sarcastic, but not nearly as much as you'd think.
I once hit the ground at 35 miles per hour.
My first question upon regaining consciousness was:
"Is my bike OK?"
More random quotes:
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs:
Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers. I applaud you.
"If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, then Ray Charles is God"
Kill a tree. Save the Neg.
"Did you just say 'Dooshbag'?"
"If I were human, I believe my response would be...'Go to hell'"-Spock
"Angels and ministers of grace defend us"-Dr. McCoy
"Hamlet, act III scene 4"-Spock
"No doubts about your memory..."-Capt. Kirk
"May fortune favor the foolish"-William Shakespeare
"That is not my dog"
"Zat iss nut mye dogh"
"like antiques?"
"I'm a thief, so sue me"
"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing Ferret"
"As your priest, I caution against profanity. As your commanding officer, I order you to find as many ways to kill that spiked son of a b**** as you f****** can."
"Bificuls"
"Mr. Wepfer, why do bees make honey?"
"man with color stick"
"Every time you do that, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!"
"It's not bad it's...no, I lied, it's bad."
"Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours"
"When in doubt, bullshit"
"On a 'keep it real' level, you have no chance in hell of qualling"
"we apologize for the inconvenience"
"One of these days I'm going to say "why me" and the heavens are going to open up and this great voice will say:"because there's something about you that really pisses me off"
"I'm not lost, I just have no idea where I currently am at the moment. Figuratively speaking"
"Who are you and what are you doing here. Where is here, anyway?"
"I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?"
"Excuse me, but who the ruddy hell are you?"
"Mom! How absolutely corking to see you!"
"Where are you going?"
"To see if there's a pub!"
"I...WITCH! MOVE! WITCH!"
"I'm blind! And I can't see either!"
"Take some prozac while you're at it."
"This guy's a couple of cards short of a full deck"
"The're Birkenstocks! They're made of Cork! I should be able to walk on water!"
"*SCREEEEEEEEEECH!*"
"Drink up, me hearties, YO HO!"
"...more like guidelines, than actual rules..."
"excuse me, I need to puke..."
"Smotage, smitage, and stabbage. All at the same time."
"YOINK!"
"Do I look like I care?"
"Illigitimata noncarborundum!"
"You know you're in the Renaissance when 'Party at the Vatican' sounds like a good idea."
"Innocent VIII...it's Ironic"
"What kind of a last name is 'Fugger'?"
I seem to have run out of that elusive quality of "interesting". I need to get some more. Well, that's hopeless...
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"and your point is?", "boink", adamant, agate, aiglos, aircraft, aluminum, amythest, analog watches, apollo, argon, arrows, atlas, being cynical, bendy glasses, bicycles, birds of prey, black, blackbirds, blue, books, bowler hats, bows, calvin and hobbes, cannondale, carbon fiber, cd's, chocolate, class rings, coldplay, colnago, computer games, copper(ii)sulfate, corsairs, cross pencils, cross pens, cycling, deloreans, drawing, eagles, emeralds, endymion, enterprise, excelsior, fedoras, ferraris, festina watches, flankers, garfield, garnet, giant, glasses, gold, great crested flycatchers, green, grey, hadhafang, harry potter, hershey's bars, hydrogen, hyperion, kestrels, khaki, lance armstrong, lightsabers, lord of the rings, m&ms, mag-lites, magnesium, making fun of politicians, mer, merlin, merlins, narsil, nighthawks, not red, obsidian, old coins, onyx, perigrine falcons, pirates, playing the piano, plutonium, promethious, quail, raptors, reading, ritz crackers, roadrunners, saphires, scissor-tailed flycatchers, sharp-shinned hawks, shotguns, shrikes, silver, socks, speech and debate, star trek, star wars, sulfuric acid, swallow-tailed kites, time, titanium, trek, vanilla coke, yellow
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